#mcu hcs

[sentrysoldier]

I like to think about that interview Lewis did where he said during the Thunderbolts fight choreography it was hard to remember if he was punching or getting punched sometimes

[monochrome-clown]

Bobjohnbuck/Wintersentrywalker headcanons, my first time posting something like this so be gentle.

Sorry it's mostly nsfw, I have a lot of thoughts about mcu bdsm dynamics, I'll try to do a more fluffy sfw part 2 at some point.

CW: bdsm, subdropping, topdropping.

1. Bob is 100% on top, he likes to take control and he knows if there was anyone who could withstand his needs it would be John and Bucky.

2. John and Bucky take turns switching roles. Bucky heavily prefers giving orders from the bottom and John prefers servicing but sometimes John gets really dominant and Bucky lets him assume control.

3. Bucky gets really sensitive, like, really sensitive and Bob and John have to be careful how they touch him, less they trigger something painful... During really bad episodes Bucky might instead of giving up try to top instead.

4. Bob doesn't like being topped, he's tried it, and he's tried being a sub but it makes him feel out of his own body and when he gets out of his body he can feel the lull of the void. So when Bucky takes point, Bob just enjoys watching.

5. John has a hard time getting into subspace, Bucky falls into it almost immediately. John is a little envious because he finds it extremely alluring... Bucky has mixed feelings becuase he's prone to subdropping hard.

6. When Bob topdrops John and Bucky cuddle on both sides of him, John plays with Bob's hair and Bucky firmly squeezes his hands. Bob sometimes cries after sex but the two of them take such good care of him that he's never felt unsafe.

7. Bob's topdrops usually involve him feeling like a monster if he was rough, he gets that way especially with Bucky, given his history. John usually takes a back-seat and caresses him while Bucky verbally reassures him and talks him through it.

8. Ava looooves teasing John about the marks Bob leaves on him but she knows better then to tease Bucky about it. Bob always gets flustered when his handiwork is seen by other people, John feels a sense of pride about his marks.

9. When Bucky is really up in his own head during Subspace, if John is fucking him he's been known to call out Steve's name... John gets simultaneously jealous and really horny about being compared to someone like Steve.

10. Bob likes BDSM a lot, he likes to tie John up. He and Bucky have tried it but as soon as anything tightened against Bucky's wrists he immediately tapped out... Bucky wants to do it for Bob but- He needs time. So sometimes he just helps Bob tie up John and the two of them tease him together.

[howlsofbloodhounds]

The “the asset is trained to hand over any weapons on him in easy access of a superior in case he becomes ‘unstable’ and attempts to attack a superior or kill himself” headcanon thing I’ve seen occasionally mentioned on TikTok over the years is very interesting.

[thedevilsoftruth]

Sparring Marc Spector? ( HCs )

Made you do 100 push-ups, sit-ups, squats, and 60 burpees with jumps and kicks in between before the round. He claimed it was his " light warm up "

Be careful. He's a mother fucking 5th degree black belt.

He uses no gear and no helmet. Bro is brave 💀

He bows and shakes hands with you and tells you good luck, but before he says go, you interrupt him.

" Headshots, sir? " You asked, grinning through your mouth guard. His smile fades.

" Am I joke to you? " It's bad enough that you wore your helmet.

Tournament rules; no going outside the ring and no kicking below the belt. HE GOES AGAISNT THOSE ALL THE TIME.

You kick his side, and he grabs your leg and lands a blow on your head. You try to shove him, but he's obviously too strong and pushes you instead.

" You're going outside the ring! You'd get penalties for that! " You say as he shoves you further.

" When do I ever play by the rules? " He gives you another headshot, and you stumble back. You reach for his wrist and twist it freely from your calf. You slide back three different times,and he chases after. You break your stance and stand upright.

" Okay, you wanna play dirty? " You say, looking him dead in the eye. He cocks a brow, and you take a step back. He watches you intensely.

" What are you doing, Miss/Mr L/N? " He asks, widening his stance and clenching his fists. Suddenly, you bolt out of the studio and into the closet in the office that holds the training weapons. You reach for a bo staff, ome of the metal ones in particular.

You walk back into the studio, and Marc gives you a sly smirk.

" I'm very intimidated. " he lies, opening his stance.

Your technique with the staff isn't great, and halfway Into your final fight, he steals the staff from you.

" Focus, L/N! Stop thinking about your girlfriend/boyfriend! " he jokes before landing blow to your abdomen that sends you straight to the floor.

He tucks a hand under his arm and hold his hand out for you.

" You okay, sir/ma'am? " He asks, you nod.

" Can I get water, master Spector? " You ask in a very whiney voice.

" Absolutely not. Let's do one more round. No helmet. Five minutes. No weapons. And this time, I'll actually go by the tournament rules. "

That was, in fact, not that final round. Five minutes, more like 2 hours.

[annachum]

Lol imagine Zeus be like, ' Ah, my big brother Hades! After all these centuries and still have 7 offsprings! '

And Poseidon goes, ' Who would have thunk that our big brother is the one with the least children?! XD XD '

Hades : * exhaustedly * At least I don't run around having multiple children with other women UNLIKE THE BOTH OF YOU

Hermes, Apollo and Artemis : OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤣🤣🤣🤣

[verybadatwriting]

Winning unbeatable games is the avengers' middle name!

Hey! Could you do headcanons or a fic for the avengers (I dont care who) with a reader who is really quiet and shy/smart at first but the once you get to know them they are a complete dumbass? Like 3 am random conversations, random energy bursts, blurting out stupid stuff, just crazy and funny in general.

Being An Avenger Would Include . . .

When you first came to the tower, you kept her mouth shut for the first week

Then, you saw Sam chasing Bucky with a pan for stealing something of his

And you laughed

Everyone looked up in surprise

You cheered Sam on, and it ended up with Bucky throwing you over his shoulder and throwing her in their pool

You help loosen Carol up after Endgame

You’re the sass master

And the joke master

You somehow match Tony’s sarcasm

And Natasha’s

No one knows how

It’s your superpower

You’re the type who is academically smart but otherwise a total dumbass

Clumsy as fuck

The Avengers have caught you cursing inanimate objects more than once

“Why is the sky blue, though?”

“ITS TWO AM GO TO FUCKING SLEEP”

You once accidentally drank an espresso at night

When you realized, everyone froze

Safe to say no one slept that night

One time you had been in your room all week and one morning you were awake at 5:00 am ready to accompany Steve and Sam on their run

You even get BUCKY to smile

When Pepper first met you she thought you were so sweet and quiet

The Avengers were like “just wait”

You overheard the conversation with an evil grin

You love to talk to Jarvis

And when Vision showed up you were stunned

You love to annoy Happy

“Hey, Nat, do you have a moment?”

“....Yes. What is it?”

“Theoretically, no one said Humpty Dumpty was an egg.”

You blurt out conspiracy theories

And then

You started the second civil war

One quiet question was all it took for the room to erupt

“Hey guys, do you think water is wet?”

“Yes” “No”

“HOW CAN IT NOT BE WET?” - Clint

“CAN YOU LISTEN TO ME FOR ONE SECOND?” - Bruce

“On Asgard we have...” - Thor

You kinda just sat there

Until you thought of something else

“Is a hot dog a sandwich?”

You nearly broke the Avengers

You convinced everyone to stay up to catch Santa in the act on Xmas eve

But you were the first to fall asleep

And on Halloween you loved to watch scary movies

No one but Nat would watch them with you

You made everyone do a group costume

Let’s not forget that time you dragged everyone to a carnival

Lots of popcorn

And spending all your money to win prizes on unbeatable games

Nat won most of the prizes for you

All in all, you loved the team

And the team loved you

Your chaotic energy made everyone happy

Brought the team together

You all were one big happy family

[appocalipse]

the same thing ・❥・b. barnes

summary: during a mission, you put yourself in harm's way to protect bucky. back at the avengers compound, he wants to know why. | 1.4k words, angst with a happy ending

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"You should be resting."

You don't turn your head as the familiar voice comes from behind you, too focused on the delicate art of making the perfect sandwich to look away. You are a woman on a mission. "I was hungry."

A few seconds later, he's standing next to you, leaning back against the countertop with arms folded across his broad chest. "It's been less than twelve hours since they patched you up."

He's not going to stop hovering, you realize, because that's what Bucky does when he's worried.

"Want half?" Maybe you can distract him with food.

He regards the towering monstrosity on the cutting board and the chaotic layers of meat, cheese, and veggies sticking out at all angles.

You can't help but grin as you slap another slice of bread on top. "A quarter, then?"

Bucky has the audacity to look offended. "I'm not eating that thing."

You cradle the plate in your left hand, holding the sandwich with your right, and give him a pointed look. "Your loss."

Bucky just watches, arms still crossed, as you take a huge bite. His blue eyes remain narrowed, his mouth pressed into a thin line. He's like a one-man intervention waiting to happen. You shrug and wander over to the kitchen table.

Sitting down is a bit of an effort. The wound on your side pulls as you slowly lower yourself onto the chair, but if you can keep from grimacing too hard, Bucky won't be able to tell, will he?

Your smile probably gives you away. He narrows his eyes further. "Why did you do that?"

"Because I'm hungry?"

"No." Bucky takes a step forward. "I meant why did you get between me and that shot?"

Good question. The answer is embarrassing and you'd sooner walk barefoot over hot coals than tell him the truth.

"Hm?"

Another step. "I have superhuman healing powers."

"I'll live."

"It was stupid."

"You're ruining my—ow," you mutter, dropping the sandwich as you instinctively put your hand over your bandage. There goes the carefully maintained poker face. You force yourself to remove your hand and look up at Bucky with what you hope is an innocent expression, even as your side throbs in protest. "My sandwich. You're ruining my sandwich. Are you sure you don't want a bite?"

Bucky is too smart to take the bait. He moves around the table, coming to stand in front of you. The whole 'arms-crossed-stern-glare' thing again. It would be intimidating if you didn't know him so well.

"You could've been killed," he's like a dog with a bone, you swear.

"But I wasn't," you say pointedly. "I'm fine."

"Fine? You were shot."

"Will you just let it go? It doesn't even...hurt...that much," you lie.

It will take a while for the super-soldier serum in your blood — a weaker variation of the same stuff that runs through Bucky's veins — to kick in and accelerate your healing.

Bucky exhales. He looks about ready to give you an earful, but then his gaze shifts and he notices the way you're holding your side, how stiffly you're sitting.

You move your traitorous hand away like you've been burned.

"How bad is it?"

"Huh?" you sound deliberately casual. Too casual. "It's...totally fine. Not bad, really. Don't worry. I don't even feel it."

There's the reason why you've never been a spy. You can't lie to save your life, apparently.

Or maybe just not to Bucky.

"Okay. It hurts, like, just a little bit...like—like not even hurts hurts, just..." you trail off with a grimace as he comes closer. "More of an itch?"

"An itch?" Bucky sounds dubious.

"More of a burn," you concede. "A...mildly annoying but totally manageable sort of a burn."

"You are a terrible liar."

"Okay, so it hurts," you snap, the last vestiges of your patience vanishing. "I have an extensive hole in my side, I get it. It's not—I don't want you to feel bad about it. It's really not terrible, I can take it."

Bucky shakes his head. "What if it had been worse? What if they'd shot you somewhere vital?"

"They didn't."

"But what if they had?"

"Then I would have died!"

Bucky looks at you like you just kicked him. "Yeah. That's what I'm trying to say."

You open your mouth, then close it.

"You think I want that?" he asks softly.

"No." You suddenly feel very small. "Of course not, I just...just..."

"Just what?"

"I don't know," you admit with a sigh. "It's just that you are...people need you, you know? And you have a life, people who care about you, but I'm just..."

A nobody. A girl with no past, who can barely make sense of her present.

"...it would be better if it was me. That's all."

"It would never be better if you were hurt."

"Bucky—"

"You don't get it, do you?" he asks in a low voice. "People need you too."

You roll your eyes. "Please. You mean the team?"

"Me," Bucky says pointedly. "You think it's easy for me? When you get hurt? It kills me."

The sandwich lays forgotten on the table, squashed flat under your clasped hands. "It...kills you?"

He just looks at you for a long moment.

Your heart flutters in your chest. You have a sudden, intense urge to break the silence with a terrible joke, a quip, something light and witty to dispel the heaviness in the air and make this moment go away. But before you can open your mouth, Bucky shakes his head.

"You kill me."

Okay, that's not where you thought this was going. "What?"

"When you say stuff like that. When you make it sound like you don't matter, like it's okay for you to get hurt. Or worse. It's not."

Oh.

"Bucky," you try again, with a more serious tone. "I don't—"

"Stop saying that," he cuts you off.

You realize your mouth is still hanging open and snap it shut.

"You want to know what I think?" Bucky is so close now you could reach out and touch him, if you were brave enough. "I think that you got this...thing in your head, that you're not good enough, or strong enough, or that you're broken somehow. I think that you forget that it's okay to want things. I think that maybe you think nobody needs you. That no one wants you."

You swallow. You're afraid to say anything, to move, because your heart is hammering against your ribs and Bucky is looking at you like he can see straight into your soul.

"But I do."

"Do...what?" you whisper.

"Want you."

It's the last thing you expect to hear. "Bucky, you don't mean that."

His voice drops an octave. "Don't tell me what I mean."

Your cheeks are burning. You feel pinned under his gaze. Your side is throbbing again and you have a mouthful of butterflies and it's all just too much.

You move to get up but only make it halfway before the wound pulls again and you wince. "Shit."

"Where do you think you're going?" Bucky reaches out to help you, one hand braced against your shoulder as you sink back down into the chair. His expression has softened. "You need to rest."

You really want to kiss him right now.

It's the closest he's ever been to you, perhaps. You can feel his breath on your face.

"I need to...? You really confuse me, Barnes."

"How so?"

"Well, first you tell me that I kill you, and then you say you want me. It's kind of a mixed message—"

"I'm not interested in being just friends with you," Bucky cuts you off abruptly. "Is that clear enough?"

Your lips part but nothing comes out. There's a warm, tingling sensation in your chest and you suddenly can't breathe properly. "That's—you—"

Bucky smirks, just a little. He looks almost...proud of himself? Like he's happy he's rendered you speechless for once.

You decide to take a page from his book and put him on the spot. "And what do you think I want?"

"I don't know," he murmurs, leaning even closer. "But I hope it's the same thing."

His lips brush against yours, soft and gentle. He pulls away and you want to chase after him but then he's back again and kissing you harder this time, all teeth and tongue and ragged breathing and heat.

You close your eyes. Your head is spinning and you can't get enough air but you're kissing him back now, both hands coming up to fist in his shirt, holding on for dear life.

His mouth trails down your neck, leaving hot kisses along your jawline. You let out a breathy sigh.

"Is that...supposed to help me heal faster, mhm?"

Bucky just smiles against your skin.

[araneapeixes]

happy dragon age month, i miss my homies so I doodled them in some simple camp clothes (bc im bg3pilled)

[why-do-you-need-2-know]

Some more thunderbolts head cannons:

When Bob gets too prideful he becomes blond and that's the team indicator for when he is about to become sentry

Alexei definitely the one to set up field trip to tower for local school

The thunderbolts are a sponsor for at least one pee-wee soccer team and when the press ask why they act like it's a inside joke

The team gets genuinely worried when John says something so dumb to the point that John get weekly concussion check ups

Ava gets claustrophobic

The team each have their own build-a-bear (Bob has a custom one)

Yelena, Ava, and John go to the mall together (John is just there to carry the bags and pay but he likes the company)

Yelena taught Ava how to do makeup

There is a joking theory from the public that Bob is being held hostage at the tower

Sometimes when Bob turns into void, the void gets too tired to actually do something so they just lay there till somebody founds him and snap him out of it

Bob loves training as it makes him feel useful for the team

Yelena was the one who gifted Apline to Bucky because it "reminded her of him"

Ava loves to rage bait Walker

Ava sees Walker like her little ( middle schooler) brother while Walker sees Ava like his younger (annoying) sister

Ava loves using Tik Tok slang but stopped using it after Alexei said "CHAT" when referring to the team

Alexei calls ava his daughter

John LOVES competive cooking shows and hates to admit it. He yells at the screen like he's watching football so everyone just assumes he is.

2/????

[annachum]

ACCURATE

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The Avengers watch Rogers the Musical

Sam: He hates it, hates it, HATES IT, actually tried to get a refund

Bucky: No strong opinion for or against, but says that he loves it to annoy Sam, also goaded Sam into trying to get said refund

Sharon: went to see it ironically, secretly happy that she is not in the play (because god knows that knife has been twisted enough), won't admit that half of the songs are stuck in her head

Pepper and Morgan: Pepper fell sleep 10 minutes into it because she already had to go to 10 meeting that day, Morgan love it through

Scott: just happy that he was in the musical

Hank and Janet: only went because Scott wanted to go, Hank's blood pressure boiled every time the name Stark was said specially in the part with Howard, Janet may or may not had to take him to the hospital because he may or may not had suffered a heart attack by the end of it

Hope and Cassie: also only went to accompany Scott, funniest thing that they had seen in their life, purchased the soundtrack afterwards

Peter: very offended that they casted an 8 years old for him

Steven: lost a bet with Wong and had to go and see it, very baffled that his only line is about the 14 million timelines

Shang-Chi: kills it with "Save the City" in Karaoke nights

Fury: didn't see it, lost interest after learning that his character has 3 lines and doesn't sing either

Bruce: appreciated that they downplayed the mindless rampaging monster side of Hulk

Thor: thinks that this is still better than Loki's plays in Asgard

Loki: thinks that he has put on scene better plays in Asgard, HAS THOUGHTS, like a lot of them, about the skill as singer and dancer of the actor that portrayed him

Wanda: first time that she gets to go a Broadway musical, loves it

[lostalioth]

𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞

→ premise: it was meant to be just a simple quick visit to your sweet boyfriend at work, a regular thing on your days off, something steven looked forward to. especially when the both of you snuck off to the bathroom.

→ pairing: steven grant x fem!reader

→ warnings: smut | 18+, against the wall sex, bathroom sex so semi-public sex, creampie, nicknames [baby, love, darling]

→ a/n: kinktober 11

It was merely meant to be a short visit to Steven, your lovely boyfriend, at his job in the gift shop. You just missed him and wanted to see him, you didn't intend for it to end with the two of you sneaking off the bathroom.

“Darling I really need to get back to work, my boss won't like that I'm gone so long” he groaned out, his voice soft as his breath fanned across the back of your neck. His body betrays his words however as he makes no move to stop pinning you against the bathroom wall. His hands grab onto your hips as he drills into form behind. Your chest up against the cold tile wall, your hips bouncing off of his making a slapping sound that filled the echoey bathroom alongside your whines. Your knees grow weaker and weaker the closer you get and the faster and harder Steven thrusts inside you. “Mm baby please just a little longer im s’close” you whimper out about too loudly, the words slurred as your head was going hazier from the pleasure.

Steven's large hands leave your hips, one comes up to cup over your mouth muffling your loud moans, the other drifts between where your bodies are connected and rubs at your clit. “As heavenly as you sound love you‘re gonna get me fired if you aren't quieter” his voice trembles as he can feel you clench around him in response to him silencing you. His eyes screw shut in bliss as he can feel your cunt trying to milk his release from his aching cock. “Gonna cum baby oh fuck-” your words come out mumbled and broken from beneath his hand though Steven can hear you enough to understand.

“Cum for me darling” he moans out, his hips speeding up even faster trying to push you right over that edge. His cock hitting just right deep inside you and his thumb playing with your bundle of nerves you cum hard on his cock. Biting your lip to help further muffle the wanton moan that threatens to escape, it comes out as a strangled desperate whine instead. “Good girl baby, fuck im gonna cum okay love?” He grunts out as his hips falter in rmyth fucking you through your high. With an almost pathetic sounding whine leaving his lips, Steven’s orgasm hit him, shooting hot ropes of cum inside you. After a minute or two when the both of you catch your breath he slowly pulls out, the mixture of his cum and your own leak out of you, trailing down your thigh.

“Maybe you should visit me at work more often darling” he chuckles softly and leans down to kiss at your exposed shoulder. You smile sweetly at him as he quickly works at cleaning you up best he can before he goes back off to work with a short but loving goodbye kiss.

→ a/n: i have never written for steven, this is really short and kinda ass as i rushed it cause its like 2 days later than when i wanted to post this, im trying to get back on track and not fall further behind so there will hopefully be another kinktober day posted today as well.

[sentrysoldier]

[etherealfilmstar]

yelena letting that guinea pig she saved roam around the tower and john getting pissed off because it always bothers him is an image I can’t get out of my head

[ironspidersblog]

Like father like son

[neyafromfrance95]

my favorite boblena headcanons:

their rooms are closest in the avengers tower. they often have sleepovers and spend time together in each other's rooms.

bob cooks for yelena everyday.

cooking and cleaning generally grounds and calms bob down but it's also how he expresses his care for yelena. and yelena loves coming home to him fussing over her.

bob takes care of yelena's guinea pig when she is away.

bob calms himself down by holding something of yelena's.

they love holding hands. a lot. smtng about always sticking together.

yelena is the only one who can keep the void away and make everything bright when he is struggling.

bob helps yelena overcome her alcohol addiction.

bob doesn't always understand's yelena's humor but he finds her endearingly amusing nevertheless.

bob often calls her "lena".

even though alexei taunts bob and says he must prove that he is worthy of yelena, he actually believes that yelena has found her soulmate.

yelena is very protective of bob. whenever she thinks he is in danger, she starts moving like she is a deadly superman. she is acting like his bodyguard even when he is sentry.

sentry and the void personas are sort of competing for yelena's affection.

sentry is in awe of yelena and sees her a reliable leader. she gives him a purpose and is the only one he obeys as he feels like she lights his way.

while the void taunts her, to his own frustration, yelena's suicidal ideation makes him anxious. he thinks that if there ever was harm her way, he would put her in the void so that she is forever with him.

yelena had a very little, if any, romantic/sexual experience before bob. the red room did not see her fit for seduction. bob had relationships but they were short and meaningless.

bob is trying to learn russian so that he can communicate with yelena in her native language.

[annachum]

OKAY I LOVE THIS SM

Or Odin can send Sigyn to stop Loki

Like

Sigyn : * shows up in front of Loki's fleets right in front of rhe Avengers *

Loki : * stops everything * My love -

Other Avengers : MY LOVE?!

Thor : * already backing away a little * Yes, they are courting -

Sigyn : * fae voice, eyes pink, and having aurora borealis force fields around her * Loki Odinson, by the power invested in the Nine Realms, I command thee to SURRENDER

Loki and fleets : * immediately surrender *

Tony : Wha -

Loki : * tries to smile * My dear, what happy chance -

Sigyn : That's enough of that! When I heard such news from my diplomatic trip to the Dark Dimension with my father, I hurried myself to Midgard and didn't even bother to change! Odin has personally sent me to fetch thee to stop this rampage on mortals!

Loki : But -

Sigyn : And your mother specifically commands thee to apologize to the mortals and are coming HOME.

Loki : Alright alright! I'm sorry and I'll do what you want....

Sigyn : * eyes turn back to normal mode * Oh and your mother told me that you, Thor and Odin shall be onto a bonding quest to * checks notes * Nornheim

Thor : You mean, I have to go with him?!

Sigyn : Yes

Thor : Very well then

Sigyn led Thor and Loki away from the equally baffled Avengers

Sigyn : * to Loki * Oh, and by the way. * embraces Loki * I'm so glad you have survived from that fall

Loki : * embraces Sigyn and kisses her *

Thor : * praying to himself and reminded that Sigyn is not one to be trifled with *